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ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
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why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
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What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
Oh..
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People who wanna become a Satanist because of a few things they read on Tumblr
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